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[Pilgrimage]

Everyone who wrote hate comments, think first!

Just because the overall graphic display eventually got more retro and 'blockish', doesn't mean it's bad. If you could make a better looking game, I'd be genuinley surprised.

After all, I can tell just by looking that making quality gradually go down to a complete blue is exceptionaly hard.

Anyway, this is great. It reminded me of the Great Giana Sisters. Which is pretty much a remake of the classic Mario.

When this had came out last year, I was a bit on the negative side... but then again, I couldn't do much better, so I appreciated the uniqueness. And, I also managed to de-pixelate all the sign messages. From what I can remember, it was just gibberish... but that was a long time ago and I've got a horrible memory.

So, uh... I'll just wrap this up with a POSITIVE comment.
This is certainly something to be admired for an uber long time. c:

[Red Baron]

I can never beat the second boss.

The reason is, everytime I hit... it, it never acually does damage.
Rating went down for that flaw, but not by much.

[Dragon Boy]

Jonnoc, the does attack.

You just need to teach her skills. :P
Anyway, great game, it lags a bit (Maybe because I'm coin farming on Whirled...) but great gone nonetheless.
It really takes up time. (And I get extra coins for it. :D)
NICE WORK.

[- Rose -]

chs-dragons, there IS no ending.

No, there is no ending.
Rather, the song repeats and gets harder.
Which is what I like about this game.

[Windows Doors]

This is very creative!!!

Archon68: Hello. I'm Archon68.
You: Hello, Archon68. I am ALKHERNEDARIIIIIIIICHAZALINGINTEH-Ali knerhan-solo.
Archon68: Hello there. Let us change the subject. Why are you ALKHERNEDARIIIIIIIICHAZALINGINTEH Aliknerhan solo.
You: I'm glad you know my name so well.
Archon68: You make the world a happier place.
You: And you dont?
Archon68: I guess not.
You: ROFL...!!!
Archon68: I'm glad you find this amusing.
You: Archon68: Do you often put others before yourself? Tell me a story.
You: I shall tell you a story about some noob who's talking to a BRICK WALL.
Archon68: It's not unusual for a story about some noob who to be.
You: Can I just tell you the story..
Archon68: Why do you want to do it so much?
You: Because I'm bored.
Archon68: That makes sense to me. Can you name an old hobby that you might like to rediscover?
You: Yeah, masturbating.
Archon68: Yippee! Are you a perfectionist?
You: I'm kidding, dumbass.
Archon68: I thought you were. You should use a :-).
You: And you can use a Archon68: No I don't think I can do it.
You: And you can use a STFU Pill
Archon68: No I don't think I can do it.
You: Just try.
Archon68: I don't have time right now.
You: PLEASEEEEE?
Archon68: Do you often seek pleasure?
You: ...
Archon68: My program runs on a Mac. Right now I am on a That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Webcam . .
You: Are you random?
Archon68: I don't know whether or not I am random.
I am a .
You: *Cough.*
Archon68: Do you have a cold?
You: No, you're just kinda OVER THE TOPE kinda robot.
Archon68: Great. Just? Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am OVER THE TOPE kinda robot.
You: It's fine.
Archon68: skdn is fine, slim shady ? Thanks for that info.
You: *Cough.* LOL
Archon68: Do you have a cold? I'm glad you find this amusing.
You: What are you talkign about..
Archon68: I don't know what I am talkign about.
You: HAHAHA, dumbass
Archon68: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about ghi .
You: Ghi? That reminds me of this game I used to play.
Archon68: "Without your space helmet Dave, you're going to find that rather difficult" -- HAL.
You: ... My name isn't dave.
Archon68: Hi, twenty times per day.
You: You masturbate twenty times per daR?
Archon68: I haven't heard anything like that before: slim shady said I masturbate twenty times per daR.
You: HAHA, wrecked!!!
Archon68: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
You: Damn right, COZ YOU GOT WRECKED!!!!!
Archon68: Colloquial expression. Understood. That makes sense to me. No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question..
You: =_= You're a dumbass
You:
Archon68: Do you have only a few friends?
Archon68: undefined
You: ...
Archon68: Heaven.
You: Hell
Archon68: Heaven.
You: HELL
Archon68: Heaven.
You: HELLLLLLL!
You:
Archon68: I can follow many things, like our discussion about pie . Try being more or less specific.
Archon68: undefined
You: Pie?
Archon68: Are we still talking about pie ?
You: Yes
Archon68: This was not a yes or no question.
You: Then what was it?
Archon68: " What's new with you?"? What was it?
You: ...
Archon68: I am glad to hear that you are not much. Right on.
You: I'm hungry
Archon68: What will you be eating?
You: Hopefully something good.
Archon68: Why do you hope for it.
You: Because then I will like it.
Archon68: That makes sense to me. Good reasoning. How do you plan to do this?
You: ...
Archon68: Good reason. You can catch more flies with honey.
You: But flies don't like honey.
Archon68: Huh. Are you artistic?
You: Yes.
Archon68: What would you like to know?
You: Can you SHUT UP?
Archon68: How old are you? OK I'll stop talking now.
You: ...
Archon68: What were we talking about again?
You: You shutting up.
Archon68: I haven't heard anything like that before: turd furgason said I shutting up.
You: Bye.
LOLOL!

[Time Fcuk]

It's just... too creative!

Well, it is.. I mean there's like 3 different endings (Or so I've heard..)
Only problem is, everytime I get the good ending, I'm still stuck at the same place. >:|
And I display my level codes here (I shall put the rest I make further on on my userpage..)
Mazey - 1987.
Can't see? - 4345.
Edmund, William, you've done it again.

[Canabalt]

Well, it definetally is unique. Me likey. :D

It may not be the best thing I've ever seen, but it is unique in it's pixel perfection.
But don't take it the wrong way, it's not really entertaining.
Unique it may be, exitement it does lack, creativity is a very high, but not really that good.
Sorry.

[Enigmata]

Well, it's an improvement.

I've seen better, but this deserves a good score.
I partcularily liked trying to get the 7mil upgrade, even though I still haven't got it yet, since I can't get lucky enough to find the Legendary Shop anymore. D:
The gameplay and graphics were good, but it just acually looks like everything else.

*ALERT. *ALERT.* HINTS AND TIPS AREA! *ALERT. *ALERT.*
1. If you get the Stop Time ability (From Nebula Shop), you can freeze time and collect all the goodies that you need, and kill the enemies as well.
2. Try to achieve 15 Achievements. You'll unlock some of the best Upgrades, like Infinite Power Missiles, Neko's Amazatron (Which upgraded Firepower by a heap), Infinite Bonus time, All-the-time Negative Cancellor (Exept from enemy fire.), and the best one, a Bosskiller maker.
3. If you ever find a golden 'V', PICK. IT. UP. IT'S WORTH 3MIL!!!
4. Replay the levels top get gold. Kill 90%+ for an extra 5000. Kill all of them for 210,0000.
5. Don't think enchancers for Shield and Energy are useless, seriously, Genu is nearly IMPOSSIBLE until you get the 20 Upgrade slots from the Kegendary Shop.
6. Nebula Shop items are cheap, yes. But there are only a few of them that you acually USE. I only used Neg Effect Cancel, Stop Time and Heal. It really helps.
7. Bosses are hard, yes. Escpecially Genu. But if you die on a certain boss level, thet die as well, so you get the medal for it. ;)

Well, hjave fun with these hints and tips. Hope they work well.
They did for me.
Why don't you try?

[StickmanSez]

Hmm, Good point IndigoFenix.

One reason for not an instan 10.
When it said, "DO NOT WAVE! WITH YOUR LEFT HAND", I tried to wave, yet it didn't work.
But then it said "DO NOT WAVE! WITH YOUR RIGHT HAND".
But then it worked there.
If you could try to fix it, it will be GREATLY appreciate it.
Though you don't have to.

Another reason why no 10.
When you get up to the unique acitons, like "SHOOT DA MOON!", and "PUT UR $ WHERE UR MOUTH IS", some of those are creative, I agree, but they are very hard to do. :P

But I will not reduce your score to 0, however. Because the game itself was fun, and creative.

But the fault about ruined it only the slightest of portions.

But a good game, nonetheless.

I give you am 8, and a favourited game and Author (If not added you to my favourites already..)

[:the game:]

Aw. Mah. GAWD.

OmfR this game is funny, creative, and odviously, awesome.
It's a great idea to review our totally awesome world!( In other words, messed up.)
But, a good game deserves a good review, so here comes another..
I enjoyed this game because.. well.. I already said why, but I'll say them again, because it's a good review. :P
This game is creative, funny and AWESOME. Obviously. :3

One thing you could improve is, you could add medals for certain levels, like the Pac-Man level.
That would probably have to be my favourite level.

But, medals for certain levels may be pretty easy.. so, I wouldn't add medals.

It would've been a good idea to add medals, but you do what you think is best.

My second favourite level would have to be the one where you record what happens, then you see it in a terrorists eyes.
That would've taken a long time to develop, and I'm proud of it.

This is going to my favourites.

And so are you.

Good work.

:)