oilslikwar's Reviews

[COGS OF WAR 2]

Everything in GoW2.

This movie has everything in GoW2.
It's just pure genius.
Well, there's not much else I can think of to say this movie is exceptional, so I'm out.

[Avatar Boredom Dub 8]

mrking5555, it's spelt Appa.

Well, that doesn't really matter.

But Toma, these DO really matter. THEY'RE AWESOME!
I'm a big fan of the Avatar series. I have all the episodes that are currently avaliable to download.

But even though I prever these versions of the shows, I wondered if you could do all 61? :D

I'm not saying you should, but it would be funny. :3

[Halo vs CounterStrike]

Wait, that was Snake?

OmR, I never realised that was Snake! OMFR I'm stupid. :P
Well it's a good parody of 2 different games merged into one.
Nice work.

[Meet'N'Fuck:Street Racing]

A fill-fledged review, anyone?

Picking favourites is some hard challenge when it comes to a long line of things that compete will with each other.
This series of sex-based games are one of them, in my opinion.
...for those not already aware, you (mostly) take control of a male character, with different personalities and different situations. Normally there'd be an introduction or so explaining that in more detail.
The basic idea is to find your way throughout the place that has been chosen, to have sexually related activities with girls you meet in a fateful encounter. Similar to when you get a Manaphy Egg in one of the Pokemon games.
But it's not all about that. There are challenges, and you need to pick your words wisely. There's no penalty if you get something wrong, just bulk up and try again.
The game is also very easy to accomplish and manipulate. If you're smart enough, you can barrel through it without any mistakes. But remember, don't pick what you would pick, and don't be too obvious. This is a test of skill, and you need to act and think like your character to proceed.
It's impossible to lose here. Like I stated earlier, it's all very simple to progress throughout the story.

Depending on the game you choose to play, the layout is basically the same. You play as a male looking for some fun in a specific town or city. There is nothing too complex or too complicated to understand. Just let out your inner primal instincts, and you should be fine.

Some other games may also require some quizzes, about different subjects. Sure, you get an answer wrong, and you lose a guess. Lose three guesses, and you start from the beginning, but at least you'd hopefully know the answer by then. The reward is as follows; A time (sometimes) alone with the girl, doing whatever she fancies.

There is nothing not to like, in my opinion. All of these games are something to be admired. Some of the situations may not be completly original, true, but it doesn't matter when you've got a good, flowing plot and some splendid graphics.

The ones with more interaction are indeed more to be admired, as in this one, where you drive around, beating the girl that challenges you to a race. Try not to take too much damage, though, or you'll lose.

I know this review covers more than this game, but I just wanted to let people know about the insight in case there is a first-time player out there. But then again, there's always room to fit in what it's like to people who are already aware, right?

So, without further ado, I shall end my comment with my great thanks as to letting the Newgrounders come into contact with a wonderful series of games that can compete with Megaman and Pokemon any day of the year. <3

-The Everchanging Australian, PanDuh (In this case it's oilslikwar, but sadly, I cannot change my name. :\)

[Meet'N'Fuck Kingdom]

By far, the best I've seen.

From the date 7/9/'10, September the 7th, 2010, this is my most favourite Meet 'n' Fuck game I've seen.
However, there were some flaws, as any game I've encountered do.
It's been a while since I last saw them, and my memory hasn't been good for about 7 weeks before this comment was sent, so I wont strain my brain to remember them, Sorry.

Anyway, to a person who wrote a comment below mine, written by one 'darkraider2010', the mouse only disapears when you try to cheat on one of the girls. I'm not sure who, yet, but it MAY be a maid. If there was one. Trust me, I've made that mistake. A LOT. c:

So, back to the review.
As I had typed earlier, the overall rating is On a scale from 0 to 1, it may have to be somewere between 0.7 and 0.9. Maybe 0.8.25?
There was no particular favourite, since the Internet I'm using is very slow and sluggish, unlike our hero, if you know what I mean. (Wink.)
But if I did happen to choose a favourite, it would probably be the very first one you meet.
There were no major things wrong with this game. But, if you were to add something to your next submission, (I doubt you would, though.) I think you might want to try a, possibly a rough form of a 'Load/Save' feature, so we can save it on a spot and cum (Come) back to it later. Notice the pun?

So, I guess this really wraps it up. Well, until next time, goodbye.

~PanDuh-Z.

P.S. Why I wrote PanDuh-Z instead of my shortened name has a reason. But due to following the NewGrounds rule, promoting an outside and unrelated website on here, I'm not authorised to do it.

[Pilgrimage]

Everyone who wrote hate comments, think first!

Just because the overall graphic display eventually got more retro and 'blockish', doesn't mean it's bad. If you could make a better looking game, I'd be genuinley surprised.

After all, I can tell just by looking that making quality gradually go down to a complete blue is exceptionaly hard.

Anyway, this is great. It reminded me of the Great Giana Sisters. Which is pretty much a remake of the classic Mario.

When this had came out last year, I was a bit on the negative side... but then again, I couldn't do much better, so I appreciated the uniqueness. And, I also managed to de-pixelate all the sign messages. From what I can remember, it was just gibberish... but that was a long time ago and I've got a horrible memory.

So, uh... I'll just wrap this up with a POSITIVE comment.
This is certainly something to be admired for an uber long time. c:

[Pokemon Crystal: Vs. Suicune]

I have a confession to make.

Ok, there's this thing I go on.
It's an online game.
Where you can make just about anything you want.
Anyway, I made a room, tributing my favourite Legendary Pokemon: Suicune.
Now, this game can let you upload songs, videos, pets, room backgrounds, etc...
I searched music for a battle theme, and I found this.
Ever since then, I've been plotting my time to download this.
But I never could.

Anyway, back to the purpose of the review.

When I finally chased down and caught Suicune in Heart Gold, I was relieved. Because Raikou and Entei left a bad taste.
Just like I reviewed earlier on another Pokemon Remix (This time, for Lance, Pokemon Trainer Champion...), I would LOVE to put this on my game and everytime I would encounter Raikou, Entei or Suicune, this would play.
Only one problem.
I can't anymore.

So, without further ado, I grant this song my official 10 star rating, and greatest thanks for contributing to my love for Pokemon gaming.

Thanks. A lot.
It's really epic.
And I mean really.

~ZLiO

[Pokemon G/S Lance Battle Final]

How can I put this in one word...? F'CKING EPIC!

Wait, that's two words. DAMN!

Anyway...

This, is epic.
Definitely.
Maybe even better than... than a lot of things.
You know, I really do wish this song played while I was playing my Heart Gold game.
Then I wouldn't just be going skit at the annoying-ness of using ice-type moves, but then I could rock-out, n00b style.
I know a lot of people who would LOVE this song. Really. I've got a group of nerds who play Pokemon. No joke. I'm proud of it.
Anyway. The instrumental is perfect. However... the guitar is a bit on the sensitive side on my poor little ears. But, you know what? I can always just turn it down to my liking.
Then I'd turn it up really, really REALLY loud on my little stereo box. (Earthquakes? BAH.)
"Hope you like it!"? No, I LOVE it!
If there was an app to download songs onto your games (And there might never be.), I'd totally put this onto Heart Gold.

Anyway, to sum it all up...

Gravity Cat approves.

Because it's the most epic Pokemon Leader battle song that ever existed.

Ever!

Burn7 responds:

Haha! Thanks for your bigass review.

You should get this song around as much as possible so I can get a RECORD DEAL! And make a bunch of money so I can buy better equipment! And make better songs, even faster!

But that's not ever gonna happen. I'm pretty sure there hasn't been anybody on NG who have actually gotten signed for a few songs.

Anyway, thanks for the review dude!

[Big Blue (F-Zero)]

Big Blue = Easy. Big Blue 2= OMG!

This is so good!!!!!!!!!
But Big Blue doesn't beat Silence. (The song for Silence/Silence2 is Dream Chaser.)
I'm downloading this!!

[Dracula]

Well, it's creative.

That's for certain.
Well, it is..
Kinda creepy in a wierd way.

OMR FIRST REVIEW!!