Newgrounds is great.
BEST.
GAMING
SITE.
WITH.
GAMES.
ON.
IT.
EVER.
...

OTHER.
THAN.
GAIAONLINE.COM.

...

Well, have fun. :)

For once people respect my problems.
The rest either just laugh, throw it back at my face, or try to make it worse (All these come true, eventually.)
But two people respect them on NewGrounds.
I shall remain them nameless, for you to find out.
But it's a shame that you, the reader don't respec my problems.
Like I never say, Treat others the way you want to be treated.

Time's up. Post is finished.

And I'm not 34.

I don't make bad comments at you.
YES, THAT MEANS YOU!
I wish I did, but I won't.
But I don't care. I have bigger problems than picking a fight with you assholes.
Life's great. You're not.
School sucks. You do too.
Avatar is updated. Always will be better than yours.
You're lucky I even SAID something.
Well, get build a bridge and get over it.
...
No serously.

Dude, just coz my avatar is better that yours-
COZ YOU DON'T GOT ONE,
-doesn't mean you can be stingy and make fun of it.
But anyway, it's changed.
SO..
You're all so sad for thinking it's gay, screwed up, (OR SO DAMN COOL, which I thank you for.)
It's not my fauly you're jealous. :3
Apologies to the UN-SAD NGers for not thinking any of the above.
SO GROW BALLS AND CRADLE THEM..
Wanker. :3
Edit:
YOU ARE FUCKNG GAY. :D

It's been another long while.
I bet you didn't miss me. Bet nobody does.
But who gives a crap?
Anyway, just wanted to update you on my avatar, it looks a lot better now, it will show as a text below.
You may feel free to look all you want, do whatever with it, as long as you mention me. >:)
If you don't I'll sue your ass all the way up!
I'm kidding. JUST MAKE SURE YOU MENTION ME.
Or you can make your own at TekTek.org.
It's really awesome, but if you play Gaiaonline, you will realise it's only for that game.
But it supports other sites for showing things like that.
Anyway, I hope you had a good Christmas,
If you belive in it..
I certainly had a good one.
:)
Well, that's it.
I hope you wern't hand0job-ing yourself while reading this.
That would just be compltely GROSS..
XÞ
The code for the avatar will be listeded here. --> url=http://tektek.org/avatar/21684605]
[img]http://public2.tektek.org/img/av/
0812/d02/0234/273172.png[/img][/url] <--
There it is.
Have fun copying my work and selling it to the media, losers.
Edit:
Don't handjob yourself.
It's bad for your health.
You get addicted.
Like all my friends.
You're all so damn sad.

Well, I didn't miss me, because.. well.. I am me.
Oh, by the way, that last post? I play this newgame called Gaiaonline,
If you see the image below, then that is my avatar.. so far. :) Well, that pretty much wraps it up. You may copy this picture if you want. I don't care.

[url=http://tektek.org/avatar/21248077 ][img]http://public2.tektek.org/img/av /0811/d21/0331/f4b731.png[/img][/url]

Oh. The picture won't show, but if you click on the orange bit, you will see it.
Haha.. You should try it sometime.

I were did a bad review. It's about rent a ninja.

RENT-A-NINJA! Call: 1800-SCREW-YOU

XD

But like srsly, it was funny.

>:)

I play a new game now. It's called Gaiaonline.

It r awsum.

OMG one of my reviews It r said at the bottom of t, it said, 'People are fighting over how helpful this is!'I dont get it, but I'm pretty sure it's a gud thing.

:)

Doom.
doom.
Doom.
Doom.
.mooD

hi its mee... what did u think i was michael jackson? (eww) well im not, and if u can reed, it sais, 'oilslikwar' not 'michael jackson'. oh btw, that movie, i kinda promised, im afraid that wonr be happening... i cant b f-ed training...coz its geting boring now...

also, abusive messages or saying stuff like Kingoflesh did. it wont get you a gud response... and i respond to all of them, btw.

i said ALL OV THENM. so, COMMENT. YOU WILL BE RESPONDED.

dont play rs nemore.

i like bananas 2.

also i nearly forgot, why r ¾ of my reviews rated badly? i mean, its just not fair. besides, its not ur decision to judge what ppl think. ya ruined my generous mood.

pico got own3d. down there...

=D

zomg i just wanted to say i just finished this cool drawing of my username, lol coz it took ages and i just thought i might show it! below, u are reading, "Oilslikwarz" in graffiti. i kno it looks awsum. i will accept all gud reviews by all ppl (even u tom!) and i shall delete the naughti ppl and ban them >=]. aww well, lifes not all fun and games!

also i made up a new thing. its called omf. it means oh my f--k.

just to let yer know.

well, this bit concludes my 3rd post. and not my last 1,
(updated after my 4th 1)